[Cats] FW: Feline Bill of Rights

[supercat@zubee.com]

    I AM THE CAT AND I HAVE CERTAIN INALIENABLE RIGHTS:

I have the right to walk over your face anytime I wish, day or night.
I have the right to observe and comment on any and all bathroom 
behavior. Further, I have the right to be highly offended by any
closed 
door.
I have the right to smell your shoes to determine if you have been 
fraternizing or cavorting or frolicking with any highly questionable 
animals.
I have the right to assist in any food preparation, cooking, cleaning
or 
eating event that may occur in the home.
I have the right to wake you at three in the morning if I find my
food 
dish is not to my satisfaction.
I have the right to tip over any water container I deem unsuitable
for 
consumption.
I have the right to meow at squirrels and birds that may dare to pass
my 
windows.
I have the right to inspect any grocery items that come into the
home. 
Further, I have the right to inhabit any paper bag or cardboard box
that 
you bring home for as long as I wish.
I have the right to nap at any time and place I darn well please, 
without the distraction of being called or moved just because you
want 
to sit down, wash your hands or use your computer keyboard.
I have the right to assist in the changing of bed linens and to chase 
the phantom creatures that hide beneath the sheets.
I have the right to look aloof when scolded for mistaking your toes
for 
one of those pesky phantom creatures that hide beneath the sheets.
I have the right to kill paper towel rolls that otherwise might sneak
up 
on you at night.
I have the right to sleep on top of any appliance that is warm.
I have the right to your complete attention anytime you sit down to
read 
or work.
And, finally, I have the right to be loved, petted, pampered, and 
entertained, for, as you know, the best things in life ... purr.
And, should you err in your ways, I will graciously forgive you.
After 
all, you are only human, but I love you anyway.
Signed, The CAT