[Cats] Comedy Club at the "Catty Shack"...

[julie]

The scene:  Vinnie perched on the back of the sofa, staring holes through S.P.

The time:  10:22 PM, 38 minutes until feeding time.

Action:  Nine fuzzers gathering in the L.R., anticipating chow time.

MomCat:  "Looks like their internal clocks are telling them it's nearly dinner time."

S.P.: "Yeah, Vinnie's not taking his eyes off me."

MC:  "He knows you'll feed him."

S.P.:  "Either that, or he's gay.  Sorry, Vinnie, but you've got no nuggets!"

(Laughter, definitely not canned!)

MC:  "You're out of luck - you're not his type!"

. . .sometimes, fuzzer funnies just happen!